Super Soaker 50

Frush pointed out a day or two or three ago that the Super Soaker 50 is going to be back on the market in celebration of being twenty years old. This makes me feel like a senior citizen, but also very young again, as I am by far juvenile enough to want a few of these in order to make summer like, infinity times better. Short of releasing an actual Nintendo Entertainment System with a hard drive filled with games, I am not sure a better updated-product from my elementary school days could be released.

They hit the stores the day before my date of birth, so if I am not spraying my friends in the face with beer at my party than we can safely assume my wish did not come true.